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Rejected Demotivational Poster

3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.

TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's

NOOBS - This is the button moderators use to reject your Motifakes.

REJECTED - cheer up pal we've all been there

RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?

TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please


TAGS: rejected full metal jacket rifle
Rating: 4.75/5

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Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25

REJECTED - By friends, by family, by life and by hope. And all this because I'm allergic to soap.

AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected

TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.

REJECTED - Try as you might, making motifakes is not for everybody. Some times it takes the Mod squad to get the point across.

TAGS: mods rejected
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by 50cal

agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:27 pm
Misrepresentation. Common mistake though, 50cal. It's atually a banning... and when it's a crybaby, we like to pick him up and ram him into the banhammer. The crybabies aren't worth a swing of it.


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.


TAGS: rejected posters
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

motinet - November 26, 2014, 7:14 am

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Airman - December 3, 2010, 12:42 pm
Paint strikes again.. I tilted it 15 degrees to paste in the Motifake straight, then when I reversed it, it frayed. such a gifted artist.. where's Ron when you need him
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 11:37 am
Sigh...I remember my rejected submissions...well, I only had about two that got rejected, but still...
culos - December 3, 2010, 11:29 am
Pixelated! Should have been rejecyed! LOL, 5 L Nonetheless....

NOVEMBER APPROVAL QUEUES - Back to normal come November 7, 2012

TAGS: rejected rejected rejected rejected approved
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sho - October 21, 2012, 11:32 am
*cough* ban *cough* 5L

CLOSE ENOUGH - After his 134th Motifake rejection in a row, Timmy thought he had to get his sense of humor checked up.

End Of Days -

HAZING NEWBIES BY REJECTING THEIR POSTS - It's the only way they'll get better...and IT'S FUN!

TAGS: rejected
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Valek - March 23, 2012, 4:48 pm
I hope everyone gets the subtle George Carlin reference in there.
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


MOTIFAKE'S APPROVAL BOARD - How much you wanna bet they don't pick this because it's "not funny enough"?

TAGS: motifake approved approval rejected demotivational
Rating: 4.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:40 pm
That's the one! couldn't find it on my own (I'm lazy)
GreyScorpion - July 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
mooo+ you talking about this poster?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:34 pm
Talk to the timmys about that.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:31 pm

frickin hilarious poster. i would have scored it higher than a five if i could have. maybe the drama in here could be done in pm's...tends to take away from the poster.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:06 am
The comment section is for opinions.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:29 am
See you in late July, moron.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:27 am
0 for 2 - bye.
jesterer - June 27, 2010, 4:26 am
Just the people who can't keep their mouths shut, like you.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:04 am
So, you still have a beef? Please relax and enjoy the site... the path you're taking is not leading downtown.
jesterer - June 27, 2010, 4:02 am
Then they should have kept their opinions to themselves. I wouldn't have to respond to them if they would just do the simplistic act of shutting the Hell up!
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:37 pm

TTH - I wish people would take that to heart. Today 19 posters in the queue, 14 rejects. Of the 5 approved, 1 has a 5L average (4 votes), the rest are 1L/2L so far.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 1:39 pm
There is a simple solution to poster rejection....Make better Posters!
mauril0p - June 26, 2010, 1:36 pm
LMAO... I feel you.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:15 pm
But, I'll meet you half-way on your request... I'll leave you out of it for 3 days. "It" being motifake. IF you're here to fight or throw obscenities around, you came to the wrong place. You have my attention now... I hope I have yours.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:12 pm
This is a fun site... we kid, we compliment, we tease, we praise, and we even toss criticism from time to time. And we all learn to deal with it, just like in everyday life.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Most of us jab and get jabbed at. You took it to a level that isn't appropriate. Leaving out the only person who said "I'm f***ing your mom" is not an option.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 9:05 pm
Blame sickartist, TheTrashHeap, and Claire. I didn't start it. Persecute them. Not me. Leave me out of it.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 8:57 pm
Hi jesterer. How's things?
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Line crossed. Banter over.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 8:37 pm
Isn't it enough that I'm f*cking your mom?
rerun - June 25, 2010, 7:33 pm

I think it is great
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 5:28 pm
Maybe you should give him "the talk".
Claire - June 25, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, be nice, Trash. He's just adjusting to his new body.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 4:37 pm
So what is life like for pre-teens these days Jesterererer? Are you saying no to drugs? Got any big boy hair yet?
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 4:26 pm
That's what your mom said!
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 10:25 am
There is no spout park reference. Just a pic from a south park episode. And it is boring.
Cloudchaser - June 25, 2010, 9:33 am
I watch South Park and so I get the reference :-)
sickartist - June 25, 2010, 8:12 am
I'm not a mod and I don't think it's funny, just boring
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:42 am

Fricken hilarious!!!! LOL, 5L

REJECTED..!!?? C'MON... - What was the reason..?? It was a good topical subject.., was it not..?? They don't all have to have T & A.., do they..??

WHEN SORROWS COME - They come not single spies but in battalions - of Motifake Rejections (Hamlet)

TAGS: rejected dejected reflect deflect react
Rating: 4.06/5

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5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:59 pm
hey rl!
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 11:58 pm

i like....i really like...nice 1

IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"

MOTIFAKE REJECTED - Try to be funny

TAGS: rejected
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
yes sir...it must be my Margarita eyes giving me away
MO - March 1, 2010, 7:58 pm
A little BONEheaded eh? It's short sweet and tacky!! What's not to love?
rerun - March 1, 2010, 7:58 pm

I got a good laugh when it came through the queue
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:57 pm
I've been waiting to vote on this one...I have a few dead brain cells tonight...I see it now, thax MO! 5 brown Poodles Mr. ***EpicWin***
MO - March 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
I can't help it.........5!!!

THE MIGHTY GREYBEARD - Amid his moderating minions, pointed and roared... REJECTED!

REJECTED - Boo freaking hoo. It's the INTERNET. Get over it.

TAGS: rejected
Rating: 2.83/5

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 3:19 pm
1L, get over it... Sucks, huh?
Cubbybear - June 14, 2010, 3:07 pm
I hope you can practice what you preach. Have a nice day...Love, Cubbybear


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? - Here's what I have to say to that!

TO MOTIFAKE'S APPROVAL BOARD, - Is this not funny enough for you?!

TAGS: steve martin motifake approval approved rejected
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by revenger

ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:01 am
In Martin Short's shadow??????? Be thou nucking futs???????
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 11:45 pm
Steve Martin is not generally funny. If he mixes smart comedy with physical humor, he can dilly-dally in Martin Short's shadow. Otherwise, he tries to act like his humor is so high-brow, that you don't get it... when, in fact, it's crap. Get the parallel?
TheTrashHeap - May 10, 2010, 10:55 pm
"self feeding"? Reality LordO3a.
Reality Lord - May 10, 2010, 9:38 pm

oh lighten up. maybe the comment was made to draw attention to how internally political and self feeding this community has become. i liked it...five dude.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 9:13 pm
I am suspicions if revenger and Vengeance. They seem to be similar users...
rerun - May 10, 2010, 9:08 pm

I sincerely hope your user name is not an indicator of your personality and actions here
pieman - May 10, 2010, 8:54 pm
Steve Martin. Yes. Your comment. Not so much.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:54 pm
I don't even know how to take this. If you are pissed off about your high rejection rating, try to make something funny every now and then... it helps! Trust me.

YOUR SUBMISSION - It's not good enough

TAGS: rejected
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

Pacifist - October 21, 2009, 4:47 pm
Well that's 4 thumbs up, 1thumb down, bleh

SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.

TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Zapper

agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the d*** milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done bre***feeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Five dollar h***ers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject b***on wont get used so much.